Blog for the new Zombieland movie released in the US 2nd October.

3rd October 2009

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Zombieland Rules

  • Rule #1: Get A Partner
  • Rule #2: Beware Of Bathrooms
  • Rule #3: Wear A Seatbelt
  • Rule #4: Double Tap
  • Rule #5: No Attachments
  • Rule #6: Cast Iiron Skillet
  • Rule #7: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand
  • Rule #8: Do Cardio
  • Rule #9: Guns Are For Hunting
  • Rule #12: Bounty
  • Rule #15: Bowling Ball
  • Rule #21: Avoid Strip Clubs
  • Rule #29: The Buddy System
  • Rule #33: Swiss Army Knife

The Zombieland movie has lots more rules and I’ll add them as I learn of more. If you know of any other rules mentioned in the film let me know.

Zombieland!

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    what the…this is messed up. isnt...first rule Cardio?
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