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Zombieland Rules
- Rule #1: Get A Partner
- Rule #2: Beware Of Bathrooms
- Rule #3: Wear A Seatbelt
- Rule #4: Double Tap
- Rule #5: No Attachments
- Rule #6: Cast Iiron Skillet
- Rule #7: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand
- Rule #8: Do Cardio
- Rule #9: Guns Are For Hunting
- Rule #12: Bounty
- Rule #15: Bowling Ball
- Rule #21: Avoid Strip Clubs
- Rule #29: The Buddy System
- Rule #33: Swiss Army Knife
The Zombieland movie has lots more rules and I’ll add them as I learn of more. If you know of any other rules mentioned in the film let me know.
Zombieland!
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Zombieland Release Dates
In date order here are the cinema release dates for Zombieland.
Canada 2 October 2009
Estonia 2 October 2009
USA 2 October 2009
UK 7 October 2009
Argentina 8 October 2009
Russia 8 October 2009
Denmark 23 October 2009
Sweden 23 October 2009
Greece 19 November 2009
France 25 November 2009
Singapore 26 November 2009
Slovenia 26 November 2009
Spain 27 November 2009
Belgium 2 December 2009
Egypt 2 December 2009
Australia 3 December 2009
Netherlands 3 December 2009
Ukraine 3 December 2009
Brazil 4 December 2009
Iceland 4 December 2009
Germany 10 December 2009
Romania 11 December 2009
Croatia 17 December 2009
Portugal 17 December 2009
Finland 15 January 2010
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The Zombieland movie poster
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What is Zombieland
Zombieland is a film in which…
Our world is hit by an ‘deadly’ infection that turns people into zombies once bitten by an infected zombie. Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) is a young nerd who has loads of phobias about just about everything from bathrooms, to clowns to checking the back seat of cars before getting in.
Being alone and scared of the outside world has kept him alive all this time. His new phobia is being eaten by zombies. In order to survive, Columbus has begun making a big list of rules to survive. Each time he tells you one of his rules, you see an example of his rule in action.
Columbus narates the rules in Zombieland such as wearing your seat-belt, or the double-shot rule after you shoot a zombie - make sure they’re dead by shooting them in the head a second time.
The number 1 rule is to be sure that you can outrun the zombies, because the overweight and slow people were caught first by zombies. He decides to go home to Columbus to see if his parents are still alive and along the highway, he meets Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) - a redneck zombie killer who loves Twinkies and misses his puppy Buck. They team up and head for Tallahassee. On the way they meet and join forces with two girls Little Rock (Abagail Breslin) and Wichita (Emma Stone). They may be the last surviving people on earth, and they must rely on each other to survive.
